08/20/2019, 8:30pm – This Is Heavy (Anchor)
Humor. Games. Interactivity. Designed especially for human amusement. That’s what you can expect as the Assassin Robots make their debut at The Heavy Anchor. Admission is a mere $5. Comes with a side of...
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10/04/2018, 8:00pm – Monocle Madness!
An ultimatum has been issued by the mysterious Assassin Robot-napper: come to The Monocle on 10/4, or never see the Robots again… until their next show. That is not an exact quote, so some...
The Robots Are Missing!
We are sorry to announce that the Assassin Robots have gone missing! No one has seen or heard from the bots in months, greatly concerning loved ones, the authorities, and society at large. We...
Booking Information Added
Hi, humans. You might notice there is now a new page on the website, containing more specific information on booking the Assassin Robots. Hey, figured it wouldn’t hurt to have some more information out...
Assassin Robots Theme Song
At the March 3rd show, the Assassin Robots officially debuted their new theme song and accompanying introduction video. How exciting! Did you miss the show? SHAME ON YOU. But you are forgiven. And to...
03/03/2018, 8:00pm – Comedy Dinner Theatre
Tell your family, tell your friends, tell every single person you interact with: The Assassin Robots are returning to John G’s for another night of comedy gold! While you enjoy some excellent cuisine and...
11/11/17, 6:00pm – Back to Kirkwood!
The Bots are back at Kirkwood Station! On Saturday, November 11th at 6pm, the Assassin Robots make their 2nd debut at Kirkwood Station Brewing Company! We’re still trying to impress them, so the plan...
9/2/17, 6:00pm – Kirkwood Debut
Do you like comedy? And beer, and food, and music a little later? But mostly comedy? On Saturday, September 2nd at 6pm, the Assassin Robots make their debut at Kirkwood Station Brewing Company! We’re...
We’re Back! Officially!
Yep. You presumably read that headline correctly: The Assassin Robots are officially back in full force. Between regular practice sessions, special appearances where our name is badly mangled, and full-on SHOWS, the Bots are...
8/4/17, 8:30pm – Improv Triumphant!
A ‘website first’ announcement: the Assassin Robots official comeback show! We’ve been away for far too long, so come see us at Las Palmas, Maplewood, on Friday, August 4th. We’ll be playing all your...