Robots & Viruses
Updates to the Robots’ pages have been pretty hard to come by lately, huh? Well, this time, it’s not because they are lazy! No, the Assassin Robots are switching things up and HELPING humanity...
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3/12/2020, 8:00pm – A Better Than Average Comedy Show
The Assassin Robots return again once more! They’re back with a selection of laughs and guffaws at the Heavy Anchor, and you should go see them in order to partake. There are much worse...
12/5/2019, 8:00pm – Heavy Anchor, Round 2
The Assassin Robots, the world’s foremost authority on basically everything funny, return to The Heavy Anchor for another night of comedy gold. Come watch as these fine fellows take the stage and provide you...
Oh Yeah, About the Missing Robots…
Hey, so, forgot to mention: you know those earlier posts about the Robots having gone missing? That was a publicity stunt. It was all done to drum up interest in their improv show. Also,...
08/20/2019, 8:30pm – This Is Heavy (Anchor)
Humor. Games. Interactivity. Designed especially for human amusement. That’s what you can expect as the Assassin Robots make their debut at The Heavy Anchor. Admission is a mere $5. Comes with a side of...
10/04/2018, 8:00pm – Monocle Madness!
An ultimatum has been issued by the mysterious Assassin Robot-napper: come to The Monocle on 10/4, or never see the Robots again… until their next show. That is not an exact quote, so some...
The Robots Are Missing!
We are sorry to announce that the Assassin Robots have gone missing! No one has seen or heard from the bots in months, greatly concerning loved ones, the authorities, and society at large. We...
Booking Information Added
Hi, humans. You might notice there is now a new page on the website, containing more specific information on booking the Assassin Robots. Hey, figured it wouldn’t hurt to have some more information out...
Assassin Robots Theme Song
At the March 3rd show, the Assassin Robots officially debuted their new theme song and accompanying introduction video. How exciting! Did you miss the show? SHAME ON YOU. But you are forgiven. And to...
03/03/2018, 8:00pm – Comedy Dinner Theatre
Tell your family, tell your friends, tell every single person you interact with: The Assassin Robots are returning to John G’s for another night of comedy gold! While you enjoy some excellent cuisine and...