The Robots Are Missing!
We are sorry to announce that the Assassin Robots have gone missing! No one has seen or heard from the bots in months, greatly concerning loved ones, the authorities, and society at large. We...
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Booking Information Added
Hi, humans. You might notice there is now a new page on the website, containing more specific information on booking the Assassin Robots. Hey, figured it wouldn’t hurt to have some more information out...
Assassin Robots Theme Song
At the March 3rd show, the Assassin Robots officially debuted their new theme song and accompanying introduction video. How exciting! Did you miss the show? SHAME ON YOU. But you are forgiven. And to...
We’re Back! Officially!
Yep. You presumably read that headline correctly: The Assassin Robots are officially back in full force. Between regular practice sessions, special appearances where our name is badly mangled, and full-on SHOWS, the Bots are...
New Website!!!
Greetings, Robo-sexuals! Just a quick announcement that the new website is up and running… which you can clearly see. The new site should be easier to navigate, and much more friendly for our mobile...